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06-08-2019, 05:37 PM
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But I am here now, so keep looking over your shoulder, sunshine.
Nothing you men do will ever go unnoticed, you will always be found out and dealt with.

Now then, be good boys, and clear off and get our dinner ready.
I assume you have prepared something delicious for us ladies tonight?
I was hoping to get here before you and pull the shutters down but you caught me napping.
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06-08-2019, 06:07 PM
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I was hoping to get here before you and pull the shutters down but you caught me napping.


You haven't got time to be napping and messing about with shutters, dongle, you are supposed to be getting our dinner ready for us.

Now I am getting hungry, so go put your pinny on, and start those potatoes - immediately!
Gawd girls, we'll never get fed at this rate.


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06-08-2019, 06:28 PM
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You haven't got time to be napping and messing about with shutters, dongle, you are supposed to be getting our dinner ready for us.

Now I am getting hungry, so go put your pinny on, and start those potatoes - immediately!
Gawd girls, we'll never get fed at this rate.


I'm cooking Judd's old pants with a raspberry coulis if you're interested??
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06-08-2019, 08:36 PM
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She's gone now Judd, you can relax.
Obviously one of the more intelligent of the wimmin (if there is such a thing) who has finally realised the futility of trying to be the LTP. The others should follow her lead and leave.
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06-08-2019, 08:39 PM
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I'm cooking Judd's old pants with a raspberry coulis if you're interested??
Oy!, don't be spoiling them. My old pants are a delicacy and are often served in the higher-class Michelin starred restaurants.

Bangers and mash is quite good enough for them - the cheap and tasteless Walls sausages, not the Lincoln or Cumberland kind.
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06-08-2019, 11:37 PM
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You men really getting more disgusting by the day!
Your Mother's would be quite ashamed of you, if they saw how you treat ladies of our calibre.

I have now put both your names down for a course on ' How to Become a Gentleman in 6 Weeks.'

This will then be followed by the next course entitled - ' How to Win the Affections of the Opposite Sex.'

(This one will take considerably longer in your case).

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06-08-2019, 11:38 PM
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I'm cooking Judd's old pants with a raspberry coulis if you're interested??
I hope not while he is wearing them, Dongles!
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06-08-2019, 11:40 PM
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I hope not while he is wearing them, Dongles!

Oh I don't know, Tabs.
It might be better that way.
Save us a job.

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07-08-2019, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
You men really getting more disgusting by the day!
Your Mother's would be quite ashamed of you, if they saw how you treat ladies of our calibre.

I have now put both your names down for a course on ' How to Become a Gentleman in 6 Weeks.'

This will then be followed by the next course entitled - ' How to Win the Affections of the Opposite Sex.'

(This one will take considerably longer in your case).


Has it not been made obvious, us Blokes don't want affection, we want Rid.
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07-08-2019, 06:34 AM
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Has it not been made obvious, us Blokes don't want affection, we want Rid.
Yes!

''Rid! Rid! Rid! Rid!''

 
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