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Don't listen to his nonsense, Mups, just because he has the tickets doesn't mean we have to go! I'll drag out my Firebolt and lend you the Nimbus 2000 - and we can wack him about the ears until he behaves!
Mmmmm! The Nimbus 2000 eh?
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04-09-2019, 08:32 PM
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I'm sure a bag of Dreamies will distract them as I sneak past.
And I have my trusty cattle-prodder.
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04-09-2019, 08:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Don't listen to his nonsense, Mups, just because he has the tickets doesn't mean we have to go! I'll drag out my Firebolt and lend you the Nimbus 2000 - and we can wack him about the ears until he behaves!
Just as I thought - a couple of broomstick riders. Getting 'em tuned for Halloween eh?
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04-09-2019, 08:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Don't listen to his nonsense, Mups, just because he has the tickets doesn't mean we have to go! I'll drag out my Firebolt and lend you the Nimbus 2000 - and we can wack him about the ears until he behaves!


You're right, Tabby.
Thank goodness you arrived, I almost crumbled there.

I've had me spinach, and will help you box their ears with pleasure now.
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04-09-2019, 08:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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And I have my trusty cattle-prodder.


Good. Because when we get you locked in my new pillory stocks, we shall be using that prodder with great delight.

We intend to video it and put it on YouTube then.
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04-09-2019, 10:07 PM
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Okay you wimmin - the terrible trio in particular. A picture paints a thousand words......

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Okay you wimmin - the terrible trio in particular. A picture paints a thousand words......

Only one answer to that - NO
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05-09-2019, 07:11 AM
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Good. Because when we get you locked in my new pillory stocks, we shall be using that prodder with great delight.

We intend to video it and put it on YouTube then.
Mups I meant to tell you, my local supermarkets have agreed to let me take, free of charge, all their out of date tomatoes. This means that we can make sure they get some of their 5 a day whilst locked in the pillory stocks!
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Mups I meant to tell you, my local supermarkets have agreed to let me take, free of charge, all their out of date tomatoes. This means that we can make sure they get some of their 5 a day whilst locked in the pillory stocks!
Sounds good, Twink, I found an old (very old) box of addled duck eggs when I cleared out the garage - I just knew they would come in useful for something - more ammunition!!
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05-09-2019, 09:12 AM
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Just as I thought - a couple of broomstick riders. Getting 'em tuned for Halloween eh?
 



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