24-01-2020, 10:41 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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My Jamaican friend, Stanley, dresses like Adam Ant whilst ferrying body parts for organ transplants. The other day he was stopped by a policeman who shouted 'Halt! Who goes there?'My mate replied 'Stan and de liver'
ŠLD (appologies)
25-01-2020, 08:12 PM
1227
Re: Let's have a laugh
Mr PloppyChatterbox
#1220
Last night my wife and I were getting ready for bed.
She was standing in front of a full length mirror taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know," she says, I look in the mirror and I see an old woman, my face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She looks at me and says:"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
I thought for a bit and then said:"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
I bet my bottom dollars , after that comment .. their was something wrong with his eyesight .
25-01-2020, 10:56 PM
1228
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by sugarbug
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Mr Ploppy Chatterbox
#1220
Last night my wife and I were getting ready for bed.
She was standing in front of a full length mirror taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know," she says, I look in the mirror and I see an old woman, my face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She looks at me and says:"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
I thought for a bit and then said:"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
I bet my bottom dollars , after that comment .. their was something wrong with his eyesight .
One eye at least ....... (think about it)
26-01-2020, 05:40 AM
1229
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by sugarbug
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I bet my bottom dollars , after that comment .. their was something wrong with his eyesight .
The eye healed fairly quickly and I should be back on solid food next week.
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