Re: Jokes for blokes
I shouted at my wife while she was in labour:Re: Jokes for blokes
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.Re: Jokes for blokes
Two blondes returned to their car only to find they had locked the keys in, “ shall we get a coat hanger and pop the lock asks the first blonde, “ no” the other blonde says,” people will think we are trying to break in” the first blonde then says, “ well let’s get a knife and cut the rubber seal and then pop the lock” , again the second blonde says, ‘ no, people will think we are too stupid to use the coat hanger” “well” the first blonde says, “ we’d better do something quick, it’s starting to rain, and the sunroofs open”.Re: Jokes for blokes
It was 1960, an old Italian man went to see his parish priest, “father” will you hear my confession “ asks the elderly man, “ of course my son” replies the priest, the man continues, well at the beginning of ww2, a beautiful young woman knocked at my door and asked if I would hide her from the Germans, so I hid her in my attic and they never found her” that’s a wonderful thing and nothing to confess “ replies the priest, “ it’s worse “ says the man, “ I was weak and said she would have to pay for rent of the attic with sexual favours “ “ well it was a very difficult time and you took a large risk and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her” replied the priest, he continued, “ I know god will , in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and evil and judge you kindly”, thank you father “ said the old man, “ just one more question “”yes my son “ said the priest, the old man says “ do I need to tell her the war is over”....?Thread Tools | |
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