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10-04-2021, 01:28 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee
Then his luck really ran out
He was seen by a girl scout
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10-04-2021, 03:58 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He had to ring the RAC
Then nipped behind a bush as he needed a pee
Then his luck really ran out
He was seen by a girl scout
Who then screamed like a banshee.



He fled before the cops came
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10-04-2021, 06:36 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn't stand the shame
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11-04-2021, 11:30 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn't stand the shame
But his picture was taken
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11-04-2021, 12:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn't stand the shame
But his picture was taken
And he was visibly shaken
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11-04-2021, 12:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He fled before the cops came
Because he couldn't stand the shame
But his picture was taken
And he was visibly shaken
The poor cops didn't know who to blame.

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
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11-04-2021, 10:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
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12-04-2021, 07:22 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done
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12-04-2021, 08:34 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done
He was now on the run
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12-04-2021, 10:47 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Meanwhile, at the scene of the crime
He wished he could turn back time
But the damage was done
He was now on the run
But tripped and fell into some slime.



His day was going from bad to worse
 
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