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The BBC for taxing me in order to watch their Anti British propagand
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09-07-2020, 03:42 PM
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With you there Vlad.
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09-07-2020, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Longy, It’s a single seat, so strong it allows for stacking!
So, as many as you like!
Oh Ok, that's good. Well, first in the seat will have to be Reni Eddo-Lodge. Dex can video her as she penetrates the ground.... head first with the rest of her shyte to follow.
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09-07-2020, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
With you there Vlad.
Just told TVL I don’t need a licence when it restarts on the
31st, I now need some Claymore mines and barbed wire in order to repel the inspectors when they come to arrest me
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09-07-2020, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Vlad ->
Just told TVL I don’t need a licence when it restarts on the
31st, I now need some Claymore mines and barbed wire in order to repel the inspectors when they come to arrest me
Black your face up and you'll be fine.
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09-07-2020, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Black your face up and you'll be fine.
Controversial or wot LD .
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09-07-2020, 05:24 PM
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Re: Who Would You Like To Put In An Ejector Seat?

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Oh Ok, that's good. Well, first in the seat will have to be Reni Eddo-Lodge. Dex can video her as she penetrates the ground.... head first with the rest of her shyte to follow.
Not sure that would be possible.
Think her hair would prevent anything other than a bouncing ball effect.
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09-07-2020, 05:34 PM
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I'd have an ejector seat installed in a helicopter and then strap Owen Jones into it. One push of a button and woosh! Instantly shredded.
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09-07-2020, 06:45 PM
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Why is that there is a disproportionate number of stills on television compared with the UK population?
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09-07-2020, 09:11 PM
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The Ramsey pillock, ejected over the Pacific with a parachute just to make sure he hits the water alive where he could sit and watch the tiger sharks move in.
 
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