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09-11-2020, 05:05 PM
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Indian Curry Rhapsody - lyrics

To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

Naan, just killed a man.
Pappadom against his head.
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun.
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo this time tomorrow curry on, curry on 'cos nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Bottom aching all the time.
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dupiaza is so mild, I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all... [guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely, very very spicy Meat!
Byriani, Byriani, Byriani and a naan
A vindaloo ..loo.. loo.. loo

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
In case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes
Technicolor yawn. I chunder. No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel all right?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here. ... [guitar solo]

Korma or dupiaza, bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference. Nothing makes a difference
To meee.... (anyway the wind blows....shshshsh)
 

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