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01-04-2021, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I know it was silly but l tried to walk out of a store with a 60” Television yesterday. I was chased down the road by a burly assistant who rugby tackled me as l ran for it.
What was l thinking? How could l be so stupid?

Please give me some advice. Will I go to prison? This is my first offence.
I really hurt my back carrying it... could l sue the store?
Was it a black and white model?
I mean that would be unusual........ unique even.
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01-04-2021, 01:40 PM
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Here's me wondering where shops that sell tellies are open so that I can go have a look and probably spend a small fortune too before Mrs Zaphod finds out.
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01-04-2021, 04:41 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
I could put you onto a first class lawyer. Specialises in tax matters where creative accountancy has been made use of but no doubt will know a number of briefs who could get you off just about anything!
Now that's 'Andy.
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01-04-2021, 04:44 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Now then Art...... about this rugby tackle, what were you wearing exactly?
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01-04-2021, 04:48 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Now then Art...... about this rugby tackle, what were you wearing exactly?
Indeed.

I suspect she has attempted this theft before. Thrice yesterday and twice again this morning
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01-04-2021, 04:50 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Indeed.

I suspect she has attempted this theft before. Thrice yesterday and twice again this morning
Did she reveal her netflicks?
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01-04-2021, 05:16 PM
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Now then Arty, Constable Fox here.......Anything you may say will be taken down......
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01-04-2021, 06:10 PM
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Arty, before you get sent down for a long stretch, can you get me a 50in Panasonic 4K tv?
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01-04-2021, 06:50 PM
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Your not obliged to say anything, what you say may be taken down, and i'm not accepting "knickers" ok go on then !!!
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01-04-2021, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by summer ->
Stay home for a while Arty....this lockdown is getting to you. If the police come knocking at the door start coughing violently and offer them a cup of tea.

summer, Sorry for the slow response but l have been interrogated for most of today!
 
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