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Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
I think you have too much time on your hands.

Go and clean up some chicken s..t, take your mind off it Art.

Aren’t chickens messy?...😂🤣😅
Pauline, My chickens are lovely and don’t make a mess at all!
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01-04-2021, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by realspeed ->
April fool
realspeed, You’re a Big Mouth Charlie!
I think l could have got away with this for a bit longer!
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01-04-2021, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Meg ->
Art if you were 'being chased' carrying a 60inch TV you have missed your calling and should be in training for the Olympics in weight lifting and sprinting

If you had said 'staggered for a few feet ' carrying a 60inch TV I think that would be nearer the mark
Meg, I am on the phone to the Olympic Selection Committee as we speak.
Wish me luck!!
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01-04-2021, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
You lying bugger, Angel! We all know it's 1st of April.
JBR, Would l ever lie to you? No never!!
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01-04-2021, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mags ->
You should have snatched a smaller set Art, you should have realised it wouldn’t fit in a prison cell.
Mags, Yes and l could have got away with it if it had been a smaller set.
It’s no fun being in traction for my back.
Please send grapes.
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01-04-2021, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Was the assistant "fit" and did you get his number?

Nah, not my type at all, more your type, so l gave him your phone number instead!
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01-04-2021, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Bratti ->
Hahaha. Now that’s funny.
Bratti, Do want to buy a 60” television... going cheap?
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01-04-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
I could put you onto a first class lawyer. Specialises in tax matters where creative accountancy has been made use of but no doubt will know a number of briefs who could get you off just about anything!
Would l get Legal Aid? Or Bail even?

Is she called Anna Turney?
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01-04-2021, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Was it a black and white model?
I mean that would be unusual........ unique even.
Yes black and white... l only wanted it to watch the snooker!
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01-04-2021, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Zaphod ->
Here's me wondering where shops that sell tellies are open so that I can go have a look and probably spend a small fortune too before Mrs Zaphod finds out.
Zaphod, This shop was only open for April Fool’s Day. It closed at 12noon.
Maybe you could go on a spending spree on the same day, next year!!
 
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