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Don’t you people read the news?
medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility and impotence are caused by sex with ‘spirit husbands’ and ‘spirit wives’ — a phenomenon Dr. Immanuel describes essentially as witches and demons having sex with people in a dreamworld.”
I have been there, and after the event wished it was a dream and not a nightmare.
Donald and Madonna support the claims.
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30-07-2020, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
'Don't be silly, restrain your willy'
How about "It may be in your genes, but that is where you should keep it, in your jeans."
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30-07-2020, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Vlad ->
Don’t you people read the news? I have been there, and after the event wished it was a dream and not a nightmare.
Donald and Madonna support the claims.
That explains why I feel so tired in the mornings.
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30-07-2020, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
How about "It may be in your genes, but that is where you should keep it, in your jeans."
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30-07-2020, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
'Don't be silly, restrain your willy'

That made me laugh..... Brilliant, best post ever
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30-07-2020, 10:38 AM
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And how would they prove abstention?
They could, of course fit all unmarried ladies with a chastity belt, that can only be removed when the pandemic is beaten. That would do nothing to assist the unemployed midwives though!


Exactly.
The idea would be totally unenforceable.
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30-07-2020, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
'Don't be silly, restrain your willy'
Or how about a simple typo, if made this could be another rather apt saying:

"Don't be silly, retrain your willy."
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30-07-2020, 10:55 AM
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Or how about a simple typo, if made this could be another rather apt saying:

"Don't be silly, retrain your willy."

Sit....Stay..... Fetch.....Good Boy...
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30-07-2020, 11:01 AM
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Sorry... This is a serious thing this.

Maybe abrupt, straight to the point no nonsence message to frighten them would be better.


"STOP AND THINK..is it worth the risk for 3 hours of pleasure"
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30-07-2020, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by marciniak ->
Sit....Stay..... Fetch.....Good Boy...
A standing Willy has no conscience, no matter how many times I said, ‘down boy’ it just wouldn’t listen
 
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