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26-09-2020, 06:07 PM
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Bog rolls? How uncouth. We gentlemen call it lavatory paper or toilet tissue. You wimmin have a lot to learn before you get up to our level of refinement.
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Oh Gawd, double trouble ey!
You're supposed to be getting our tea ready, so be off with you.

And you can get your thieving mitts of our bog rolls too - I'm watching yer.





Mind you, Judd said he only uses one a month. Hahahahaha

That's because geezers who are in control, don't pebble dash the pan.
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26-09-2020, 10:03 PM
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That's because geezers who are in control, don't pebble dash the pan.


Disgusting man.


Cover your ears ladies.
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26-09-2020, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Bog rolls? How uncouth. We gentlemen call it lavatory paper or toilet tissue. You wimmin have a lot to learn before you get up to our level of refinement.

You are quite wrong Judd (as usual), I have merely spoken in the kind of coarse language you men understand more easily.

I had to look up such vocabulary in the slang dictionary to get it right, of course.

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26-09-2020, 10:23 PM
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A geezer understands all to well and good, it's everyday blokes who find it hard to understand Birds.
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A geezer understands all to well and good, it's everyday blokes who find it hard to understand Birds.

And I would be grateful if you would kindly stop referring to us as Birds too, Sir! Ladies is far more appropriate.

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Originally Posted by mups ->
and i would be grateful if you would kindly stop referring to us as birds too, sir! ladies is far more appropriate.

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Almost 7 x hours man free - bliss!

Now that they have found the exit - let's hope they stay out!

Kettle is on, Mups!
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27-09-2020, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
And I would be grateful if you would kindly stop referring to us as Birds too, Sir! Ladies is far more appropriate.

I almost fell off my pedestal laughing.
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27-09-2020, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Almost 7 x hours man free - bliss!

Now that they have found the exit - let's hope they stay out!

Kettle is on, Mups!


Thank you Tabby, and most welcome that will be.
I will see you in five minutes or so.
I'll bring a couple of Sunday papers in with me, see if any of their crimes have been reported yet.
 

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