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08-06-2020, 11:51 PM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Good heavens, I had no idea.

You're not all out protesting that black lives matter, are you?
Not I but my family is. Seriously these BLM protests are now over the top. Sure to create a second Covid wave.
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08-06-2020, 11:52 PM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!

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Jennifer, a blonde girl came skipping into the kitchen at home straight from school one day.

‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she yelled, ‘’we were counting today, and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!’’

‘’Very good,’’ said her mother.

‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.

‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’ said her mother.

The next day the girl came skipping into the kitchen again straight home from school. ‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she shouted, ‘’We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other children could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!’’

‘’Very good Jennifer.’’ said her mother.

‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.

‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’

The next day Jennifer came skipping home from school.
‘’Mummy, Mummy’’ she shouted, ‘’we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!’’
And she lifted her blouse to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

‘’Very good,’’ said her embarrassed mother.

‘’Is it because I’m blonde, Mummy?’’

‘’No darling, it’s because you’re 24’’.
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08-06-2020, 11:54 PM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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12-07-2020, 12:59 AM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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12-07-2020, 11:02 AM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!

Originally Posted by Swannie148 ->
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
 
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