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* Morty stands leaning on the bar, resting chin cupped in hand, quietly marvelling over the battle honours of the Topless 41st Fighter Squadron arrayed on the wall. *

After staring at the odd leg with jackboot still attached ... she asks ' Mups, is it my eyes . Go over to the end leg and knock the cobwebs off ... I'm not sure if it is cobwebs or some old cartilage and tendon still attached. Tuck it inside the boot will you dear, it looks too much like what we dish up in the hotpot and the punters will want refunds.
And who built this damn set! It's as deserted as the saloon at the OK Corral.
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13-02-2018, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Tpin ->
If you need a janitor then look no further than OFF's very own p******
Can I pencil you in as the engineer Tpin, you are good with tools I gather?
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13-02-2018, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
* Morty stands leaning on the bar, resting chin cupped in hand, quietly marvelling over the battle honours of the Topless 41st Fighter Squadron arrayed on the wall. *

After staring at the odd leg with jackboot still attached ... she asks ' Mups, is it my eyes . Go over to the end leg and knock the cobwebs off ... I'm not sure if it is cobwebs or some old cartilage and tendon still attached. Tuck it inside the boot will you dear, it looks too much like what we dish up in the hotpot and the punters will want refunds.
And who built this damn set! It's as deserted as the saloon at the OK Corral.
Scene I will commence once the key toles are filled
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13-02-2018, 12:11 AM
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Mr. Producer,

May I enquire whether you intend to have a 'Do' for Valentines evening?

In the meantime, will you please ask Wing Commander Judd to clean up after his dog !
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13-02-2018, 12:44 AM
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Producer ...
Can I ask..do we have any Land Girls working on the nearby farms?
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13-02-2018, 11:03 AM
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Rehab, missus says I drive her round the bend so I reckon I could manage one of them chariots.
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13-02-2018, 12:48 PM
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Dear Mr Rehash

Please will you consider me for the part of waving them nice ping pong bats at the posh pilots
I can be annoying
And my attention span is very limited

Where was I...

See I told you I was annoying

I have a splendid selection of leather boots for your immediate appraisal

Yours hopefully
Rehan
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13-02-2018, 01:33 PM
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Goody ... I was hoping someone would roll up.

Rhian ... you'd make a great landlady and pull in the punters
A walk on ..walk off part would suit me best.
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13-02-2018, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Goody ... I was hoping someone would roll up.

Rhian ... you'd make a great landlady and pull in the punters
A walk on ..walk off part would suit me best.

This is no time to be having a cigarette, there's serious matters to discuss.
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13-02-2018, 01:39 PM
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I am a bit surprised that I haven't been offered a part.
I have a farmhouse so could be a Land girl.
There are hundreds on rabbits on my grounds so, as I can cook, I could make nourishing stews for the hungry soldiers.
What more do you want?..... No don't tell me, because you will need to mend the leg on that chaise long first!
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