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It's funny 'cos it's true!


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Try saying this one quickly after a few beers Mr. Ploppy:

I'm not a Pheasant Plucker, I'm a Pheasant Plucker's son, and I'm busy Plucking Pheasants until the Pheasant Plucker comes.
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24-06-2019, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Supporter ->
Try saying this one quickly after a few beers Mr. Ploppy:

I'm not a Pheasant Plucker, I'm a Pheasant Plucker's son, and I'm busy Plucking Pheasants until the Pheasant Plucker comes.
Crikey Arthur, I've got enough trouble saying pheasant plucker three times when I'm sober.

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It's funny 'cos it's true!
Yes - funny!! and who knows - could be the future!
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“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor.
“It seemed easier,” replied the defendant, “than shooting a different man every day!”
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“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?” asked the prosecutor.
“It seemed easier,” replied the defendant, “than shooting a different man every day!”
Makes sense to me.


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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.


Probably one of the girls on 'last to post wins'?


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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
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