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Mistakes made on patients charts.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

Woman stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.
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Don't even ask!
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Sorry, it's rather small


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Recent scan of male brain

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I can believe that's true.
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