12-05-2016, 09:25 AM
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Cave Drawings
The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent,
as the next symbol is a donkey,
so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
during a famine, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots.
Hebrew is read from right to left . . .
It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick"
12-05-2016, 08:49 PM
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Re: Cave Drawings
Originally Posted by wabblewalk
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The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent,
as the next symbol is a donkey,
so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
during a famine, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots.
Hebrew is read from right to left . . .
It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick"
I'll have to remember that one.
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