Re: Limericks. (New).

Allo, Allo what have we got 'ere
it's someone whose had too much beer
lets throw them gaol

Re: Limericks. (New).

Allo.Allo what have we got 'ere
It's someone whose had too much beer
Let's throw them in gaol
That's a plan, it's a male!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Allo.Allo what have we got 'ere
It's someone whose had too much beer
Let's throw them in gaol
That's a plan, it's a male!
They'll have a thick head, I fear.



So they got carted off to the clink

Re: Limericks. (New).

So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d'ya think?

Re: Limericks. (New).

So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d'ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise

Re: Limericks. (New).

So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d'ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
For a number of days

Re: Limericks. (New).

So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d'ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
For a number of days
They said they would give up the drink.




An old couple sat on the pier

Re: Limericks. (New).

An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear

Re: Limericks. (New).

An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
"Still luvs ya, y'know"

Re: Limericks. (New).

An old couple sat on the pier
The old gent whispered in her ear
"Still luvs ya, y'know"
come on let's go