29-10-2019, 03:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Listen to me my dear - if I told my solicitor to leave you 10 times what you leave me, it would still amount to nothing.
Anyway, you're thinking is so very wrong y'know.
You should be thinking of how unbearable life would be without me, how you would cope, and not what I could leave you!
Mercenary git.
29-10-2019, 03:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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You men need to look, listen and learn from the expert. 
This morning I awoke with renewed vigour and have achieved much.
Gone are the days of being indecisive, lost and made miserable by the male sex!
I have now at last -
1. Made an appointment to sort my Will out.
2. Sorted out my questions over my car's new insurance.
3. Paid some bills.
4. Optimistic I have found a builder (about the 10th one)!
5. Had a sort out and shredded loads of old paperwork.
6. Ordered some Christmas presents.
I feel immensley pleased with myself, and find myself pondering on why you men seem unable to do something useful with your day as well.
29-10-2019, 04:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Come in Mups your highness, have a seat and I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
29-10-2019, 10:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Horrible males!I don't know why I bother to tell you anything, it's a waste of time trying to educate you.
There's me, slogging my bum off day after day, while there's you two sitting on your fat rumps doing nothing but take the mick!
Shame on the pair of you.
29-10-2019, 11:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Horrible males! I don't know why I bother to tell you anything, it's a waste of time trying to educate you.
There's me, slogging my bum off day after day, while there's you two sitting on your fat rumps doing nothing but take the mick!
Shame on the pair of you.
Get out now and hang your head in shame.... Go on... off you go.
29-10-2019, 11:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Well that's nice I must say. I'm grafting all day (well for five hours at least) and I have to put up with that vile calumny?Get out now and hang your head in shame.... Go on... off you go.
30-10-2019, 09:29 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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We were so nice to her as well. I'm going to write her a love poem and see if that works.
Do you know, I have never had a love letter or poem in me life!
You make me feel mean, so I shall now instruct my solicitor to leave you 3 tins of dog food and a squeaky toy.
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