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Car insurance goes up every year
Renewal notification is something I fear
So this year,instead,
I'll be staying in bed
and showing Busty Betty how to change gear!
Oh dear, I've done it again
As the man burnt his dinner - and then
Fed some to his dog
And tipped the rest down the bog
Which certainly blocked up the drain
While grabbing a pastie from Greggs
I decided to eat some raw eggs
And salmonella I caught
From those eggs I just bought
Now diarrhoea runs down my legs.
