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BIG IRISH BABY:


An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs,

"That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Tipperary baby boy.."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds".

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says...

"Had him circumcised."
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18-12-2020, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Right Now ->
BIG IRISH BABY:


An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs,

"That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Tipperary baby boy.."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?

Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds".

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says...

"Had him circumcised."
BRILLIANT!! Pinching this --- thank you!!!
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A bit of letdown

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A bit of letdown

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I would say so....made me laugh though
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20-12-2020, 09:59 PM
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Cold weather?


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21-12-2020, 12:12 PM
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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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Went to the garden centre to get my Christmas tree, the guy said “ will you be putting it up yourself “? I said “ no, I’m putting it up in the lounge “
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Any mathematicians out there?


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