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A warning device for all you men out there:

After 34 years of marriage, that thing is completely unnecessary!
It's not the words; it's the tone of voice.
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29-05-2021, 06:03 PM
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A husband and wife were lying in bed one night, and he turned to her and said "What's the best thing you want to do with my body, my darling?"

"I.D. it" she replied.


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29-05-2021, 06:08 PM
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A warning device for all you men out there:


Brilliant! Every man in the land deserves to have one of those. It would make life so simple.
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29-05-2021, 06:09 PM
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30-05-2021, 08:54 AM
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My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with Who Wants to be a Millionaire...

So I said, "Is that your final answer?"
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30-05-2021, 08:55 AM
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A woman just came up to me holding an unlit cigarette.

She said, "Have you got a light cock?"

I said, "Well, it floats in the bath!"
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30-05-2021, 09:12 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by JBR ->
After 34 years of marriage, that thing is completely unnecessary!
It's not the words; it's the tone of voice.
That's hilarious! Sounds like a cross between Terminator and Ceaser from Planet of the Apes though.
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31-05-2021, 10:24 PM
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A woman just came up to me holding an unlit cigarette.

She said, "Have you got a light cock?"

I said, "Well, it floats in the bath!"
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31-05-2021, 10:26 PM
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Despite sending off all those cereal packets back in 1984, I never did receive my Free Nelson Mandela.
 
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