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I was eating my chinese last night and it made me think! Theres thousands of chinese restaraunts and take a ways all over England which means there are loads of Chinese people:Re: Let's have a laugh
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The Irish Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of 1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of 72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with 96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Quartermaster who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my penis to my testicles.'Re: Let's have a laugh
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