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12-01-2020, 07:07 PM
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An incident happened today somewhere in the UK at a certain time. No one knows where or when but police were called to the scene by a worried bystander who saw and heard absolutely nothing.


Police at the scene earlier today.

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12-01-2020, 07:12 PM
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Could you please post a photo of the policeman. I suspect he may look a bit like the guy in Heartbeat and we may want to check his credentials....
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12-01-2020, 07:15 PM
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It’ll be the two policeman from Last of the summer wine. They’ve just seen a suspicious looking crowd of elderly men not riding along the road in a non vehicle, with no Wesley following along in his non truck.
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12-01-2020, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by AnnieS ->
Could you please post a photo of the policeman. I suspect he may look a bit like the guy in Heartbeat and we may want to check his credentials....


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12-01-2020, 07:23 PM
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He won't be chasing any non-criminals in a hurry!
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12-01-2020, 07:25 PM
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He won't be chasing any non-criminals in a hurry!
On his way down to Gregg's for a foot long sub roll.
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12-01-2020, 08:55 PM
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On his way down to Gregg's for a foot long sub roll.
Shouldn't that read "On his way down to 'Subway' for a foot long sub roll" Longdogs......? Greggs are a British company and should always take precedence over a foreign sandwich producer......

And did you notice that coppers got running shoes on.....Hahaha.....Not exactly Mo Farah is he......
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12-01-2020, 09:09 PM
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My word, what a big non-gender police person.

Well it couldn't have been that non-slimline copper that didn't arrive to the non-incident, Dongle, because he/she wouldn't have even got that car door shut.

I hope they don't find out what didn't happen non too soon.




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12-01-2020, 09:22 PM
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The police are on their way Longdogs, just as soon as they've finished their lunch.
These girls will give you a run for your money, but why would you want to run?

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12-01-2020, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
Shouldn't that read "On his way down to 'Subway' for a foot long sub roll" Longdogs......? Greggs are a British company and should always take precedence over a foreign sandwich producer......

And did you notice that coppers got running shoes on.....Hahaha.....Not exactly Mo Farah is he......
Oooh good point Foxy. Maybe that was the incident in question that no one witnessed.
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