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12-01-2020, 09:30 PM
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My word, what a big non-gender police person.

Well it couldn't have been that non-slimline copper that didn't arrive to the non-incident, Dongle, because he/she wouldn't have even got that car door shut.

I hope they don't find out what didn't happen non too soon.




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Heaven help us . . . he'll have us as bonkers as he is.

Not long to go now.
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12-01-2020, 09:31 PM
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The police are on their way Longdogs, just as soon as they've finished their lunch.
These girls will give you a run for your money, but why would you want to run?

Oo...er. I've gorn all funny.
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12-01-2020, 09:38 PM
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Oo...er. I've gorn all funny.
They've come to feel your collar Longdogs......Among other things..........Spread em' buster....
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12-01-2020, 10:18 PM
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What incident?
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12-01-2020, 11:27 PM
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What incident?
No one knows, Keezoy.

Actually, it was a bit of a parody of the sort of news articles you get online. There seems to be more and more of it these days. A stock picture of a cop car or a 'Police' sign are favourites.
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13-01-2020, 12:28 AM
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Reminds me of a news story

"The toilet seats have been stolen at the local police station. The cops have nothing to go on."
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13-01-2020, 12:43 AM
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LD I was going to say that's mean. Here is the original real deal

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13-01-2020, 09:47 AM
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Reminds me of a news story

"The toilet seats have been stolen at the local police station. The cops have nothing to go on."
Or.... A large hole has appeared in the middle of Barnsley Road......Police are looking into it....

Or....A number of dogs have been stolen from a local kennels, up to now police have no leads...
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13-01-2020, 10:52 PM
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LD I was going to say that's mean. Here is the original real deal

Wow! He looks a bit different..... but then so do I
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