22-08-2020, 09:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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My verbosity and loquationess is due to the fact that I read a lot rather than rot my brain by watching TV.
Surely you can't have learned very much from Beano and Dandy though?
Now don't disturb me for a while you 'men' because I am in love again.
Y'see, after starting to watch my old heart throb George Clooney tonight (the
REAL one, not our imposter on here), I became bored with watching him and Sandra Bullock do nowt but float about in space, so I turned over to an old Sean Connery/Catherine Zeta-Jones film.
By gum, I had forgotten how handsome that man is/was.
There he was in superb dinner suit, crisp white shirt, bow tie, sexy dark eyes, and silver hair and beard trimmed to perfection . . . aaaaahh . .
..... then I came back to reality when I walked in to find you motley lot spread all over our sofa, drinking beer, swearing and burping all over the place! Sigh . . . .