14-08-2020, 03:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
[QUOTE=Judd;1951851]Time for my daily exercise regimen...
1 - grab Mups by the scruff of the neck
2 - open door
3 - hurl the aforesaid Mups out into the street
4 - close door and return to comfy chair while rubbing hands together on a job well done.
5 - repeat as necessary
Sir. You are exceedingly cruel to me - your oldest and bestest ever friend in the whole wide world. (sob).
The times the other ladies have told me I am far too soft with you and your constant skulduggery.
Well you've done it now. This time I am going!
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(Fear not ladies, I have plans in hand to make the old git repent. He will live to regret his un-gallant words and mean ways very soon.