06-12-2014, 05:38 PM
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That was lovely Gumbud. Remember when we all had our 'Sunday Best', no matter how poor a family was everyone had something that was only to be worn on a Sunday, unless there was a funeral in between and you had to bury yer Granny.When I was a boy and I'd overhear the adults saying things like "The poor Girl, she buried her Mother only last week" I would visualise the Girl in the cemetery sweating with a shovel.
06-12-2014, 08:08 PM
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well as a young lad we had an old granny who would talk about "sunday best" without her teeth in and I always imagined she was saying " sunday breast" one of my older female cousins, who was well endowed in the bosum area, would come around and granny would say "Gladys, are you getting out your sunday breast today"? or "Gladys I think you should surprise the boys and get out your sunday breast today"I would wait breathlessly with anticipation only to be disappointed with no breasts appearing!
06-12-2014, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud
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well as a young lad we had an old granny who would talk about "sunday best" without her teeth in and I always imagined she was saying " sunday breast" one of my older female cousins, who was well endowed in the bosum area, would come around and granny would say "Gladys, are you getting out your sunday breast today"? or "Gladys I think you should surprise the boys and get out your sunday breast today"I would wait breathlessly with anticipation only to be disappointed with no breasts appearing!
Yes funny how all grannys had big breasts inside them bib things that folded across and tied with a thin tapey string, and the breasts were always nearly down to where their hips were.
07-12-2014, 11:27 AM
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Braless timesMe granny never had no bras
Let them all hang free!
Me mudder followed suit ya see
To be braless was to be free!
Me uncle Toby had some bras
But he had gynaecomastia
He didn’t want to hang them out
When drinkin at the bar!
When I sat on da trams each day
Wiv women and their kids
They’d flop em out and guzzle em
Heh; it keep them quiet for quids!
When I was just a bird watcher
I’d spot so many tits!
There were blue ones and them yellow ones
I’d never seen so many gifts!
The moral of this story
is to ask what they are for?
If it’s feeding bains then hang them out
Let them droop down to the floor!
But if ya want to show the lads
A hint of mammary glands
Then hang them in ya hammocks
And be sure ya show the brands!!
07-12-2014, 05:03 PM
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You have a point there,gumbudsometimes it's nice to view'em.
But depending on the situation
I can love 'em or eschew 'em.
On occasion,a decolletage
can summon certain 'flickers'.
Though it's difficult to see the charm
of tucking 'em in your knickers!
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