produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff 15.02.18

　

cupid did fire

maybe one day late

plenty of lust and desire

no need for zest of lemon to grate.

produce has berries

the manager will have tested

got a eye on young ripe cherries

sampling shows knowledge is invested.

heavy are root vegtables

the manager might choose to skip

lifting might cause a hernia in testicles

not as risky as inserting his parsnip.

staff are there to replenish

sorry to say this like its rectangular

its not cool or stylish

from scotland to wales to east anglia.

the game is over

this tesco produce manager has a number

not sure of name so will call him ben dover

if not dismissed best hold onto his cucumber.

https://ibb.co/dUXGrS

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

Now I know why cucumbers are covered in plastic.

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

Fair exchange, he gave her a Cucumber, she gave him Fish Fingers.

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

absolutely disgusting spitfile - chuckle chuckle

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

But so true.

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

And thanks for the digitalization.

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

my pleasure but now I have come back to this thread I have to wash my hands again - stop getting me at it spitfire !

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

No cucumber - Sorry comment

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

I know where I would have stuck the cucumber - and he would not have been smiling !

Re: produce manager uses cucumber on tesco teenage member of staff

Blinkin heck!!