Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I,being the dashed fine chap what I am,just assisted an elderly lady of the female variety,to re-shoe her horse. Well,when I say ''assisted'' I do,of course,mean ''did all the work'' myself,including trimming his hooves [which is why it'd come off in the first place]-and was rewarded with ''Could you possibly poo-pick for me while you're here? It's my hips,you know. I find bending difficult these days''. So yes,yer man ended up traipsing around massive a field with a wheelbarrow full of horseshi...er...I mean,tottering around the field being 'informed' which poos to pick up!!!Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I think that elderly lady saw you coming Pugs and thought I can rein this one in. She cetainly put you through your paces but be thankful she didn't shove a bit in yer mouth and lead you off into temptation. You know what these horsey types are like.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I had a strange dream last night, I have never before had a mountain featured in a dream, but there I was in a pair of flimsy silk pyjamas sitting on top of a huge mountain freezing to death, surrounded by snow I was looking down on the white clouds passing by, then suddenly a fierce wind blew me off the mountain and I woke up on the bedroom floor looking up at the wife’s fat posterior beached at the edge of the mattress, she had made one gigantic move to successfully dump mankind from the bed, Oh dear God, if ever a man suffered.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Oh! Please,Sir;over here,sir!Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Browsing the various news papers this morning a line from an article caught my left eye....Brace up, show some gritty British discipline and wear a vest!..so being one of those true blue gritty Northerners made from sterner stuff I gripped my hot water bottle more tightly and read onRe: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
We’ve been lighting the fire since the beginning of this month Solo, actually the government here start to pay the fuel allowance on October 1st, if you don’r start using heating fuel from then on they want their money back at the end of the Winter year, ... fat chance.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
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