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01-04-2021, 08:03 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Now then Art...... about this rugby tackle, what were you wearing exactly?
Longy, I was wearing my shoplifting gear... a massive skirt with pockets inside it. I had originally only gone in for a 40” television which would fit under my skirt.
Unfortunately, they only had the 60” one that l found difficult to make it look like a bustle!

That reminds me, l still have the remote control in one of the pockets.
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01-04-2021, 08:08 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
Now then Arty, Constable Fox here.......Anything you may say will be taken down......
Ello, Ello...PC Foxy. Have l just been nicked by a fair cop?
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01-04-2021, 08:15 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
Arty, before you get sent down for a long stretch, can you get me a 50in Panasonic 4K tv?
Oooh, Primus. Would a Panasonic 98” screen do you instead as l could get that on my shoulder.. No sweat!!
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01-04-2021, 08:16 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by macywack ->
Your not obliged to say anything, what you say may be taken down, and i'm not accepting "knickers" ok go on then !!!
Macy, Would you consider marquee sized ‘bloomers’ instead?
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01-04-2021, 08:35 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Pauline, My chickens are lovely and don’t make a mess at all!
You mean that you've trained them to 'go' in a little chicken-sized toilet?
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01-04-2021, 08:40 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

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You mean that you've trained them to 'go' in a little chicken-sized toilet?
JBR, They wear disposable nappies actually... much more hygienic!
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01-04-2021, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
JBR, Would l ever lie to you? No never!!
Ooooh, yes you would!
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01-04-2021, 08:42 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

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Yes black and white... l only wanted it to watch the snooker!
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01-04-2021, 08:42 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

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Ooooh, yes you would!
Ooooh, no l wouldn’t!!
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01-04-2021, 08:44 PM
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Re: I Think l Am Going To Be Done For Shoplifting....

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Ooooh, no l wouldn’t!!
Ooooh yes you would! (He's behiiiind you.)
 
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