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I was working at a flat where the couple living there had sadly 'fallen out' and were in the process of splitting up. I think they must have been packing their suitcases as there were clothes strewn everywhere. When it got to lunchtime I grabbed my coat that I had hung on the bannisters and went off down to the sandwich shop to get something to eat, had to queue for some time too. When I got back to the flat, I removed my coat to find that a bra had got caught up somehow and had been hanging out the bottom of my coat the whole time.
Huh! A likely story.
That reminds me, was it Morti or Tabs you ' borrowed' the sparkly tights from last Chrismas?
Oh my word! You worked all night with a dislocated shoulder? So, your wedding pictures show you in a sling? How awful! And no fun on your honeymoon either! It’s true then what they say about you Scots!