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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
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12-07-2021, 03:40 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
A young girl named Dee
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12-07-2021, 03:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When Fred went to wash his car
On his way, he called at a bar
After a whisky or three
A young girl named Dee
Looked at him from afar

She strolled over to chat
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12-07-2021, 05:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
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12-07-2021, 08:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
And bruise her thigh
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12-07-2021, 09:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She strolled over to chat
But she tripped and fell over a mat
which caused her to cry
And bruise her thigh
And fall on her face with a splat

She got up and dusted herself down
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
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12-07-2021, 11:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought 'she's quite drunk'
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12-07-2021, 11:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought "she's quite drunk"
She thought "he's a hunk"
 
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