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26-10-2013, 05:51 PM
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The String Joke

This string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink,
the bartender replies, "Sorry buddy we don't serve strings in
here!"

So the string goes back outside and puts on a pair of shades and
some sunglasses. He returns back into the and asks again, "Can I
get a drink?"

The bartender replies again, "Sorry buddy, I told you we don't
serve strings in here!!"

So the string goes back outside and says to himself, "How can I
get served in there?"

So he finally comes up with an idea......he ties himself in a knot
and frays his ends out real good and returns to the bar.

He sits down at the bar stool and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey ain't you that string that was just in
here!"

And the string replies, "Nope,...I'm a frayed knot."
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26-10-2013, 06:19 PM
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Re: The String Joke

oh good one..
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26-10-2013, 06:30 PM
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Re: The String Joke

OOooooo - So 'bad' its 'good'
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27-10-2013, 04:28 PM
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Re: The String Joke

Love it
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27-10-2013, 05:35 PM
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Re: The String Joke

Good one
 

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