Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen
I'm the life and soul of a party ... even if it lasts until 8pm.
I'm usually awake hours before my body lets me get up.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe place - somewhere.
I do have trouble remembering simple words like .............
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and since when did they let kids become policemen?
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm a walking storeroom of facts .....
I've just lost the key to the storeroom ...
If I'm smiling all the time, it's because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
Ageing's not for wimps.
Have a good day.