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22-02-2019, 01:42 PM
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There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?"

The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"

Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."
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22-02-2019, 02:07 PM
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There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?"

The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"

Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."


That could be me one day.
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23-02-2019, 05:42 AM
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And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.

A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
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23-02-2019, 08:56 AM
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And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.

A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
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23-02-2019, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.

A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
Excellent.
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23-02-2019, 05:31 PM
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My plumber friend finished with his girlfriend, he told her “ it’s over flo”
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23-02-2019, 06:25 PM
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My plumber friend finished with his girlfriend, he told her “ it’s over flo”
I knew her sister..... Olive.
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24-02-2019, 08:55 AM
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You can't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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24-02-2019, 10:28 AM
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Bill and John were both in their 80s, so decided to visit a brothel while they still could, the Madame, of the brothel decided she would just give them a blow up doll each and make some easy money. She took them upstairs and took bill to a room on the left, and John to a room on the right, after an hour they paid the Madame and left, “ how was yours “ asked John , “ I thought she was dead” replied bill, “what about you?” John said “ I think mine was a witch “, “ a witch” said bill, “ what makes yo think that” ?. John replied. “ I bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window “ !!!..
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24-02-2019, 11:03 AM
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You can't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Little devils they are they get everywhere
 
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