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26-10-2019, 07:52 PM
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Being a blond myself I am allowed to do so LOL!

Hope your comments are not viewed by Marg - or I think you in deep doo doo!! LOL
No, she doesn't venture on to this site.
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26-10-2019, 08:05 PM
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Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
Good advice. Every day, I perform similar activities:

I have a couple of blueberries on my porridge (fruit)
I walk to the toilet (exercise)
Marge insists that I have one of her pickled gherkins with my lunch (vegetables)
Open the porch door to check for mail (fresh air)
Have a siesta in the early evening (rest)
Have a large whisky in the evening (eliminate stress)

There, ticked them all.
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26-10-2019, 10:15 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Good advice. Every day, I perform similar activities:

I have a couple of blueberries on my porridge (fruit)
I walk to the toilet (exercise)
Marge insists that I have one of her pickled gherkins with my lunch (vegetables)
Open the porch door to check for mail (fresh air)
Have a siesta in the early evening (rest)
Have a large whisky in the evening (eliminate stress)

There, ticked them all.
Gold Star -- you must be very fit and healthy!!!
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26-10-2019, 10:42 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

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Gold Star -- you must be very fit and healthy!!!
Yes, I'm pretty good for a 68 year old.

Trouble is, I'm 28.
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27-10-2019, 07:28 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

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Trouble is, I'm 28.
I sometimes feel like a 26-year-old.

My wife says, why would a 26-year-old go for an ancient
fool like me?
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27-10-2019, 01:20 PM
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I sometimes feel like a 26-year-old.

My wife says, why would a 26-year-old go for an ancient
fool like me?
Don't we all?

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28-10-2019, 05:03 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh

An Irishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub.


There's usually an Englishman with them but he's still in Japan.
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28-10-2019, 05:16 PM
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An Irishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
There's usually an Englishman with them but he's still in Japan.
Two blondes walk into a bar .... you'd think one of them would have noticed it

Bar jokes! yay
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28-10-2019, 05:25 PM
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Yes, I'm pretty good for a 68 year old.

Trouble is, I'm 28.
 
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