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Well, l’m not laughing Primus. I am feeling for you and commiserating.
You need lots of TLC at the moment. Is there anyone who could rub your back or stand on it?
My ex husband used to stand on my back if it hurt.
My daughter's FIL used to hang himself (not literally!) by his hands from the top of a door when he had back problems and he swore it helped rid him of the pains.