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01-05-2019, 03:04 PM
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Typical male remark that. It had to be female.


Tiff, you have two choices . . . . Ignore those two pests, or give 'em a good slap.
Either solution will sort it.
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01-05-2019, 04:20 PM
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Tiff, you have two choices . . . . Ignore those two pests, or give 'em a good slap.
Either solution will sort it.
They need poinking. Is that the right spelling?
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01-05-2019, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
Typical male remark that. It had to be female.
Originally Posted by Mups ->
Tiff, you have two choices . . . . Ignore those two pests, or give 'em a good slap.
Either solution will sort it.
I can't change the facts. It was a woman I saw. There might have been men doing the same thing at some time or other but I didn't notice them.
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01-05-2019, 04:51 PM
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They need poinking. Is that the right spelling?
I have been poinked so many times now that it has become boring...
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01-05-2019, 04:52 PM
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They need poinking. Is that the right spelling?


That'll do nicely.
I will send you my new electric tipped poinker.
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01-05-2019, 05:22 PM
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Just brought my washing in
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01-05-2019, 05:26 PM
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I'm off to bed. There's too many dull and humourless bores with a one-track mind posting politics on here at the moment.
Can't wait to get off nights and get my real life back during the day when I'll have time to get out. I won't rely on social media anymore then during the night to keep me from going insane at work.
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01-05-2019, 05:54 PM
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I watched PMQs at midday, What could be more boring than that.
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01-05-2019, 09:04 PM
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Hey-you heartless sods [and soddettes] DO realise my headache isn't being helped by your noise? Been t'see Doctor Quack-he says I have 'Semihemispherical Migrainitic Tension'...which apparently [according to Doc Doofus] is very common in people who get headaches in just one side of their head....Oh,FFS! So,he presumes I have a semihemispherical headache and therefore,can be presumed not to have a headache in the other side-so his medical doctorate wasn't TOTALLY wasted. However-these 'ubersuperamazingvunderbar' anti-headache dissolving capsules must be made of effluence,as they have NO effect on this B*ST*RD headache-but taste like sh1t. [I'm an expert on the taste of sh1t,y'see...]
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01-05-2019, 09:11 PM
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I am going to do some ironing.
 
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