Re: Limericks. (New).

Good luck was something new to Bert
If he gambled he would lose his shirt
But a letter through his door
Said Bert, you're no longer poor
You've inherited a legacy from Kurt.

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken
Certainly a man amongst men!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken
Certainly a man amongst men!
But our Bert was single and foot loose.


So Ken and Bert were to share

Re: Limericks. (New).

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Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum
They both looked a bit glum

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum
They both looked a bit glum
As it would barely pay for their fare.




So with 50p each they went