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21-07-2021, 05:56 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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How disappointing for the chat up merchant.
I think he got the reaction he was looking forÖ
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21-07-2021, 06:02 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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Alrighty then
Sorry.
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21-07-2021, 06:04 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

Hey you! Pick that up.

When someone litters. Am I doing it right?

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21-07-2021, 06:06 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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Hey you! Pick that up.

When someone litters. Am I doing it right?

No Plank that ainít right
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21-07-2021, 06:09 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

It might be if you took their hand and guided them to the litter bin though....just sayin' Love over litter picking, ahh the romance!
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21-07-2021, 06:38 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

Ok, ok I got one... I found this one on reddit:

Go to the store and buy dozens of limes. Refuse a bag and walk down the street holding all of your limes in your arms until you see a girl you'd like to pick up. Drop all the limes right in front of her. She'll likely stop to help you pick them up. Just keep dropping them; fail in every conceivable way to hold on to the limes. After 20-30 seconds of this, look her dead in the eyes and say, "I'm really sorry. I'm just so bad at pick-up limes."

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21-07-2021, 06:50 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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Ok, ok I got one... I found this one on reddit:

Go to the store and buy dozens of limes. Refuse a bag and walk down the street holding all of your limes in your arms until you see a girl you'd like to pick up. Drop all the limes right in front of her. She'll likely stop to help you pick them up. Just keep dropping them; fail in every conceivable way to hold on to the limes. After 20-30 seconds of this, look her dead in the eyes and say, "I'm really sorry. I'm just so bad at pick-up limes."

Plank for the win
Made me laugh thanks
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21-07-2021, 07:04 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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Unless it's a video you posted on Youtube years ago, of course.
69 views so far.
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21-07-2021, 07:06 PM
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Re: Pick-up lines

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I don't much like 'cheesy' men, never have done, so I doubt a corny chat-up line would work with me.
Aw C'mon Mups, I know your face from somewhere, oh yes, I dreamt about you last night.
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Re: Pick-up lines

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Plank for the win
Made me laugh thanks
 
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