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22-07-2021, 02:52 PM
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I think the Glasgow Kiss/ Head Butt, hurt her more than she 1st realised...Maybe a visit to a Clinic, but sure she would have sorted or is that assorted the Guy back in fairness to her...
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22-07-2021, 03:54 PM
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So there l was walking out of Tesco’s onto the newly opened main street...

Suddenly, l saw a man sprinting at great speed towards me. I dived out of the way to allow him to pass.

I crossed the street and walked on my way. Then l saw the sprinter in a white car waiting at the traffic lights that were on red.

I headed towards his car and he drew the window down.... what did l say?
This is what happened...
The man was running in the gutter of the road as fast as he could.
He ran towards the top of the road where there was a traffic warden circling a white car.
As l crossed the road, the man had reached his car and you could see he was conversing with the traffic warden.

I carried on walking down the road and as l approached the traffic lights, l saw him coming to a halt as the lights were on red.

Feeling cheeky, l went up to his passenger side window and shouted,
‘Did you get away with it?’
‘Yes’, he replied. ‘I was delivering something to one of the businesses and l had driven round and round but there was nowhere to park and then l saw that space and quickly parked up’.

I said, ‘That was lucky you didn’t get a ticket’.
‘Yes’ he replied and gave a me a beaming smile.
The lights changed and he drove off!
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22-07-2021, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
This is what happened...
The man was running in the gutter of the road as fast as he could.
He ran towards the top of the road where there was a traffic warden circling a white car.
As l crossed the road, the man had reached his car and you could see he was conversing with the traffic warden.

I carried on walking down the road and as l approached the traffic lights, l saw him coming to a halt as the lights were on red.

Feeling cheeky, l went up to his passenger side window and shouted,
‘Did you get away with it?’
‘Yes’, he replied. ‘I was delivering something to one of the businesses and l had driven round and round but there was nowhere to park and then l saw that space and quickly parked up’.

I said, ‘That was lucky you didn’t get a ticket’.
‘Yes’ he replied and gave a me a beaming smile.
The lights changed and he drove off!
So when will I receive my prize money?!

Glad he didn't get a ticket.
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22-07-2021, 04:08 PM
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So when will I receive my prize money?!

Glad he didn't get a ticket.
It’s in the post!
I’m so glad l kept my old Monopoly game as there’s loadsa money in there!!
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22-07-2021, 04:08 PM
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I was waaayyyy off. Not even close.

Time for a ham and swiss sandwich with some GP I guess.

*om nom nom*
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22-07-2021, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton ->
I was waaayyyy off. Not even close.

Time for a ham and swiss sandwich with some GP I guess.

*om nom nom*
Well Plankton, at least you tried and had a go!
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22-07-2021, 04:13 PM
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Aw, I'm soooooooooo disappointed. I was hoping it was going to be something a bit fruity.
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22-07-2021, 04:14 PM
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Well Plankton, at least you tried and had a go!
I would rather have tried to guess and lost than to never have tried to guess at all.
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22-07-2021, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by plankton ->
i would rather have tried to guess and lost than to never have tried to guess at all.
 
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