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07-12-2018, 03:07 PM
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My hot water heater's packed up, so I had to fill the bath using a kettle and a load of saucepans...

It was bloody uncomfortable when I got in.
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07-12-2018, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
My hot water heater's packed up, so I had to fill the bath using a kettle and a load of saucepans...

It was bloody uncomfortable when I got in.


Daft a'peth. I like that.
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14-12-2018, 04:53 PM
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Chap said he had just bought his wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.
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14-12-2018, 06:04 PM
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So I phoned the spiritual leader in Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I called dial-a-llama
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14-12-2018, 06:05 PM
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My grandfather was very ill, so we covered his back with lard.....after that he went downhill fast,,
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14-12-2018, 06:07 PM
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Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them ....turns out they don’t like that..
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14-12-2018, 06:11 PM
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A lot of people like cats, I read recently that even the pope is a cat-oholic
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17-12-2018, 08:59 AM
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Sheepdog and Shepherd

Sheepdog, I got all the 30 sheep into the pen boss.

Shepherd, But I've only got 29 sheep.

Sheepdog, I rounded them up!!
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17-12-2018, 09:31 AM
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

If sex is a pain in the Ar--e, then you're doing it wrong
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20-12-2018, 11:21 PM
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Loads of laughs here -- Thanks one and all!
 
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