Re: Limericks. (New).

After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
The fire alarm had gone off
When suddenly David Hasselhoff
Burst in and started to yell.



" You must let that woman go" said he

Re: Limericks. (New).

You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea

Re: Limericks. (New).

You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink

Re: Limericks. (New).

You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink
What? While she's in the clink?

Re: Limericks. (New).

You must let that woman go said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink
What? While she's in the clink?
Oh well, what will be will be.

Re: Limericks. (New).

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Re: Limericks. (New).

As Ted sat nodding off in his chair

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
Oh how he did snore

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
Oh how he did snore
like Dongles, the bore,