Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by
Fruitcake
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I used to visit my Mum every week after she was moved into a Nursing Home.
On my first visit, one of her carers asked me if she had problems sitting up, because he had seen her gradually leaning to one side several times and had to repeatedly straighten her up.
When I spoke to my Mum, she looked at the carer and said, "I don't like him."
"Why not Mum," I asked "He seems very nice."
She replied, "He won't let me fart."
...check out the farting app on a mobile phone, ..one had his phone in an elevator.....when it rang ,it started farting...you should have seen the people in the elevator and their faces.
....watching them sit on a whoopee cushion is even funnier....I’d love to see the Queen sit on one...
....or Kate Middleton..
..I would pay to see that!