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23-09-2018, 02:53 PM
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My wife told me that, "Sex is better on holiday"

To be honest, it's not the best postcard I've ever received.
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23-09-2018, 02:55 PM
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I've been having a problem with nuisance phone calls. The most common one seems to be "You said you'd be home from the pub three hours ago!
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27-09-2018, 01:12 PM
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Please keep cheeky chat off this forum.

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27-09-2018, 02:11 PM
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Ohhhh,boy...we're in trouble AGAIN!

[I blame that Judd & his scampering around in a basque]
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27-09-2018, 02:21 PM
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When I see messages like that, it always immediately prompts me to wonder what on earth has been posted!

Perhaps anything that was too 'brash' for ordinary threads could be moved to Cheeky Chat instead of just consigning it to the ether!
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30-09-2018, 05:13 PM
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A bloke walks into a car showroom and said to the salesman,

“My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”

Salesman said, “We don’t have a Volkswagen Golf in the window.”

Bloke said, “You do now".
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05-10-2018, 11:14 PM
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A woman complains to her husband
"You never notice me any more!"
"Of course I do" The husband replied
"Okay, what's different about me?"
"You've had your hair done"
"No"
"Okay, you've got a new pair of shoes"
"No!"
"You've lost weight?"
"No"
"Okay, I give up, what is different about you?"
"I'm wearing a bloody gasmask!"
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05-10-2018, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A woman complains to her husband
"You never notice me any more!"
"Of course I do" The husband replied
"Okay, what's different about me?"
"You've had your hair done"
"No"
"Okay, you've got a new pair of shoes"
"No!"
"You've lost weight?"
"No"
"Okay, I give up, what is different about you?"
"I'm wearing a blood gasmask!"
I'm not sure which would be worst. Either he's still not looking at her, or she's so ugly a gas mask wouldn't even be noticed!
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06-10-2018, 07:57 AM
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Either way JBR, he won't be seeing anything for a while.
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06-10-2018, 01:08 PM
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Me : I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer : On what grounds?
Me : She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer : Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?
Me : No, she's looking for me.
 
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