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I wish I had ten million quid !
I'd buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there's more I could buy
'though there's no reason why

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I wish I had ten million quid !
I'd buy a new microwave if ever I did
But there's more I could buy
'though there's no reason why
I couldn't put it in the bank instead


Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Mrs. Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Mrs Brown was a miserable cow
Who went down the Nile in a Dhow
Her husband was chuffed
Her chest it was puffed
As she tried to climb over the prow


Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard

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Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Two boys were seen fighting in their back school yard
When out came the janitor who was on his guard
He fetched them a whack with the stick of his broom
Then locked them in his broomcupboard room
And henceforth from the backyard they're barred!

Of the word 'Brexit' I'm thoroughly sick