Re: Limericks. (New).

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed "Clive, Je t'adore"
"But tell me - do you snore?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

So outside the bistro in Calais
With Clive he was getting real pally
He professed "Clive, Je t'adore"
"But tell me - do you snore?"
"Maybe a little, but never at the ballet"



"Talking of dancing, are you good on the floor?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Talking of dancing, are you good on the floor?"
And Clive said folks always want an encore

Re: Limericks. (New).

Talking of dancing , are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that's good to know

Re: Limericks. (New).

Talking of dancing , are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that's good to know
Come, let's try a tango

Re: Limericks. (New).

Talking of dancing,are you good on the floor
And Clive said folks always want an encore
Well that's good to know
Come, let's try a tango
Or else we could waltz out the door


So off to the chip shop the went

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So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent
Luckily Clive had his own private jet

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the chip shop the went
But it was a long way away - in Gwent
Luckily Clive had his own private jet
An enormous asset

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to the chip shop they went
But it was a long way down in Gwent
Clive had his own private jet
An enormous asset
He was Known as a very rich gent

Then Clive got a text from his bank