25-04-2019, 07:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Nothing to do with having to work me bollocks off for you ingrates of course. Me feet are killing me but not so much that I can't kick you all up your backsides when I get back from fat camp tonight. 
Charming, I'm sure!
Such language from someone who professes to be a gentleman, too.
Still, seeing as you have been earning lots of money for our holiday fund, we will overlook the language thing.
Now off you go and enjoy your Chinese later m'dear, and come back when you are less stressed.
BTW, did you hear I won again last night?
It is so hard to stop crowing when I am happy.
25-04-2019, 10:52 PM
21624
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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I am not speaking to Dongle after he was so rude about Harry Belafonte! If he is really that tall I will boil him till he shrinks!
I'm back to a reasonable size now... cut down in me prime I was.
25-04-2019, 10:53 PM
21625
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Charming, I'm sure!Such language from someone who professes to be a gentleman, too.
Still, seeing as you have been earning lots of money for our holiday fund, we will overlook the language thing.
Now off you go and enjoy your Chinese later m'dear, and come back when you are less stressed.
BTW, did you hear I won again last night?
It is so hard to stop crowing when I am happy.
25-04-2019, 10:55 PM
21627
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Looks like you are not. 
25-04-2019, 11:07 PM
21628
Re: Last to post wins
I might allow you chaps to win tonight, as I'm orf shortly.Got an engineer coming tomorrow and I received a text earlier to say he will arrive any time between 7.15 and 10.15 in the morning!
7.15??
What an ungodly hour to arrive at a customer's house! He'll be lucky if I'm awake let alone up and half decent!
So you see, that, and the fact I've had a harrowing day, I shall have to bid you all a goodnight very shortly.
Oh, just one more thing before I leave you.
I need you to put your signatures at the bottom of this list to say you agree to the terms and conditions:
1. I will tidy up my own mess.
2. I will not make the place smell.
3. I will wash up after me.
4. I will not drip on the toilet floor.
5. I will flush the toilet, and put the lid down.
6. If I use the last of the toilet roll, I will replace it.
Signed: . . . . .
That'll do for now chaps.
I bid you toodle pip and good night.
25-04-2019, 11:29 PM
21629
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Charming, I'm sure!Such language from someone who professes to be a gentleman, too.
Still, seeing as you have been earning lots of money for our holiday fund, we will overlook the language thing.
Now off you go and enjoy your Chinese later m'dear, and come back when you are less stressed.
BTW, did you hear I won again last night?
It is so hard to stop crowing when I am happy.
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