Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth
Till he met Flo and wanted to get wed.




Now Flo said he must sort it out

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water `spout`

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water `spout`
As she would not be wed
And have a wet bed

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water `spout`
As she would not be wed
And have a wet bed
Of that there was never any doubt.




So Ted made his way to the doc's

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ted made his way to the doc's
He was wearing his brand new socks

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ted made his way to the doc's
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ted made his way to the doc's
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees
To keep out the breeze

Re: Limericks. (New).

So Ted made his way to the doc's
He was wearing his brand new socks
Pulled up to his knees
To keep out the breeze
But he tripped, and fell over some rocks


A young girl came to his aid

Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid

Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid
She helped Ted to his feet