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Fry up today Geezers, (except for Tubby) Grease is the way we are feeling, I hope, leave the washing up, it will take care of itself.

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Nor is Charlotte Church for that matter.

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Whatever are you men waffling on about this time of the morning ey?
Such nonsense. I can only assume you are hungover from last night.

Now do 'oppit. Go home and either go back to bed or drink some strong coffee- then go back to bed.

Either way, close the door please as I've not showered and dressed yet.

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i like waffling, anyways good morning, afraid porridge and prunes again this morning, keeps the ladies at bay

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Tubby's on a diet, just give him the Prunes.

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it'll keep him loose

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And restrict toilet availability to any wayward wimin who chance past these parts during the day.

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I really must nip such vulgarity in the bed, chaps.
Mens toilet humour has no place in the presence of well bred ladies such as you will find here.
Now 'oppit, and go find something useful to do.

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i'll put some more prunes out for the ladies, guess miss knockers will be in soon

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I must say, I actually met a very nice young, efficient, and pleasant man yesterday. Restored my faith in mankind he did.

Fourty mins after I phoned for help, he arrived. How many of you shower would do that, ey?
I got a whiff of a gas leak - fortunately I've nose like a dog for gas.
I phoned for help and within 40 my hero arrived. He found the leak, mended it it, checked all appliances, and all this with a smile - not whinging and demanding cups of tea all day like you lot.

Super efficient, didn't stop for coffee, and even turned down a nice tip - told me keep it and treat myself to something nice! What an unusual and very nice young man.

Look and learn if you shower want to be in our good books for a change.